[Aadill]

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I imagine he posted something to the effect of, "I was a fat disgusting he/she mutant so my wife left me. Then, I started losing my hair. Now I'm an inbred white-trash alcoholic slob with kids and so no one will love me. Now I gallivant around stalking high school girls at the mall and daterape them."

Not quite:

Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I like seeing my dick when I shower. Mind you it's only a inch and a half