Show me how to be a man!!!
you know what you guys are right.
i was pretty damn foolish to think that not eating animals was a good idea.
in the spirit of assimilating to the general notion of what is considered masculine behavior I retract my statements expressing concerning for living creatures, the well being of my brothers and sisters, and respect for the great gurus of the past. I am ready to become a man!
Will someone pass me a beer?
Who do I root for in football?
How can I become a more lustful individual driven by what looks right and feels good?
How do I aim a gun?
Am I going to need to buy a truck or an SUV.
God being a man is going to be rough!
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