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Old 09-14-2011, 07:38 AM
Aenor Aenor is offline
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Originally Posted by k2summit [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
How a night with Secrets would go:

1. Open a bottle of wine and converse about p99 code to set the mood.
2. Heavy petting ensues.
3. She lowers her panties and unsheaths a massisve dong.
4. Penetration with said massive dong on your tight little asshole somehow feels right.
5. Move to San Francisco and buy a maltese and begin your new life.
A++ thread... almost choked at work.