[mimixownzall]

Harrison has a tendency to do this.

I can only imagine how his dates start out...

Girl (I'll give you the benefit of the doubt): Hello, are we going to Texas Roadhouse for dinner tonight?

Harrison: Fuck no. That is a cesspool for a bunch of in-bread rednecks who sit around thinking that planting wheat and raising cattle has some sense of worth amongst the real world. I would rather bend over and you shove canned dog food up my ass for sustenance than to walk into that shithole!!!