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Old 02-01-2026, 04:10 AM
CrazyPro CrazyPro is offline
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Default You're all playing the game wrong

You sit around all day in raid comms watching youtube waiting for someone to scream "POPOPOPOP" so you can log in and deny pixels at 7 AM on a Monday, but that's not what the game is about. Boy I can't wait to spam 10 flux staff buttons in rapid succession while kiting this guard, this is a fun thing to do for with my day.
MAAANNNN I am so PUMPED to go stare at this spawn point for 16 hours straight, this is riveting gameplay! I hate those other guilds, dude, the people in my guild's discord echo chamber says they're nothing but the scum of the earth and they're all underhanded, double-dealin', no-good swindlers I tell ya hwat.

Meanwhile, the chad, 255 INT, 255 WIS guildless hermit in full banded armor with a bronze longsword and a vendor kite shield just runs around killing random shit and meeting people and grouping up and talking to people and stuff, you know? Like, that's way cooler than being a lawyerquesting poopsocking nerd p99 addict.

You are all playing this game so wrong, and stuff.
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