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<Shark Bait> Are recruiting, you MUST have a NONE UPPERLY SYNDROME to join.

You MUST be able to work as a TEAM*

*co-operation with 250 or more people is a must.

Don't worry if you keyboard turn, 90% of your new pve raid companions all use a nintendo light gun to control their character, Salty... Our leader, uses a steering wheel to control his character, the left pedal makes Alloria chase him and the right pedal casts stun.

The middle pedal summons 1 player to 10 box plane of fear while we all sleep and camp us fat loots to enable us to raid more content.

You can get the EQ In Car Phone Kit™

Features include INSTANT WEHRMACHT SPEED DIAL.

This summons a ranger who once killed 5 people in 1999, who will claim he isn't actually in our guild, but has the tag... he HATES zerging so IF YOU USE THE EQ In Car Phone Kit™ YOU HAVE TO PRETEND HE'S NOT ACTUALLY THERE.


If you meet the the above requirements, we make exceptions for people who aren't quite as good.

Pressing Num Lock and auto attack will also get you a spot, if you can press flying kick with num lock and auto attack then you can have my officer position.

Remember guys, the new box will likely be ONE BOX only!

This is NO PROBLEM™

You MUST be able to tell a giant sob story as to why your 8 year old brother can't play everquest so you need to be able to play 2 accounts from the same IP.

Try your hand with different accents, living with the brady bunch in your house isn't a valid excuse to have exempt IP's, but if you can BRING THEM TO LIFE WITH A CATCHY ACCENT, THIS IS :

NO PROBLEM™

No problem is a shark bait scheme to eventually have all 250 members be able to box 3 clerics each, this gives us a SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY CH CHAIN.

Dragons????? NO PROBLEM™

Thanks for your time, salty will inform you of our website when it's updated.