I cant wait for the robotic versions of these.
Choose sex of thief jerky. (Robbed a life sooo...)
Choose handedness.
Select mass murderer count. 1 - 500000 (pandemic deaths included)
Select grip strength. (We all fucken know what these will be used for)
Select pickling herb. Rosemary. Thyme. Mint.
Select wax type. (who doesnt love a hot wax penis lubricant?)
How did I do Reiwa?
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