The RIAA (Rapid Interception And Arrest) done away with pirates in the early 2000s.
The great pirates Blackbeard Gnutella and Win(ifred) EmEx were scoured from the high seas. They desperately tried to "patch" their vessels against the relentless attacks but alas they fell.
Fortune favoured the brave though as the VPN (Virtuous Pirate Network) found hertofore undiscovered routes that pirates could continue their (righteous) plundering using the many torrents found in the vast oceans.
TOR (The Oceanic Rebellion) also aided the pirates although they were mostly all talk.
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