I beginning to think they just don't get it.
Oh well.
Dear diary. Went to church today and ate some jesus flesh, washed it down with some jesus juice. It was the best day ever.
We followed along with some rehashed 5000 yr old fables relabelled to keep it realz.
Pastor Pederast waxed lyrical about the indivisible onesness of the trinity.
It made so much sense I decided to annoy every person on the face of the earth to make sure they too see what I see. Believe what I believe and make reference to reddit at every opportunity (jesus didnt say to do this, I just like it so much I chose to do it) IN JESUS' NAME.
A leaf fell on my car as I was driving away. I knew it was a sign so I drove through three fences qt a daycare center to make sure it didnt blow off before I could stop and retrieve it.
I'm pressing it between these very pages.
Tomorrow that boy might notice me and say hello, I'll do my hair with a bow so I will be at my prettiest.
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