Hark, adventurers! It seems that treacherous Garthok, the noob leader of the <Twittering Tide>, has finally unsheathed his blade against me. Honestly, his timing is as shoddy as their raid coordination on Vox! This decree, this 'Scroll of Unburdening,' is the most magnificent tome ever presented to the Plane of Knowledge general chat! It heralds a record reduction in guild expenses – a staggering 1.6 trillion gold pieces! This isn't some goblin trash drop; this is epic loot for every single one of you, a true boon for our coffers. We're talking more plat than Kael Drakkel on a good day, easily! If this scroll doesn't pass, we're looking at a 68% zone-wide tax increase – a complete wipe for half the casuals – and far worse trains heading our way. This puts our guild on the path to being totally OP! MAKE NORRATH GREAT AGAIN!"
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