My true eq story
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ok, so like im in the commons east last night and im having
some ice craem and getting my determination up to go crazyman
and finish level 5.
so i see this skeleton and he runs over to me and hits me and
then laughs at me. so like theres no way im gonna put up with
that, so im attack him.
well im standing there fighting, and this monk named siegert
walks up to me and hes like 'what are you doing?'
and im like 'wtf dude im killing this dumb skele dont KS me'
i don't even know what KS means, but everyone tells me to stop
doing it alot so i think it has something to do with
roleplaying
so he's like 'why aren't you attacking it?'
WTF?!?
so im like 'dude, i am attacking it, look at this sweet ninja
kicking action, are you blind'
so im clicking kick as fast as i can so this stupid monk will
see that i can fite good and leeve me alone.
so then he's like 'skaterr, press the A key'
so i say 'A'
and hes like 'no, don't say it, just press it'
so I tell siegert 'A'
and hes like 'your kinda retarded arent you? just press the A
key'
so im like 'ok dude but this is the last favor i ever do for
you'
so i press A
well all of the sudden i start swinging with my fists and
punch the skele and it dies reely fast!
and im like 'OMG DUDE YOU ARE SO RULE!!'
and hes like 'how is it possible that you've gotten to level 5
without knowing about auto attack?'
and im like 'whats autoattack???'
and hes like 'its what you were just doing when you pressed A'
and im like 'ohh is it an exploit, cause i wont tell on you if
you dont tell on me'
and he stops for a second and hes looking at me and hes
like 'your amazing'
and im like 'ya i know im almost level 6'
and hes like 'lucky for you i came along'
and im like 'ya dude you are the rulest'
so he leaves and im all excited, so i give j-mo a call on the
phone.
and he like 'hello'
and im like 'dude i just got sooooo lucky!'
and hes like 'sweet bro!! with who?'
and im like 'this guy named siegert'
and hes like 'WTF?!?!'
and im like 'ya this monk guys showed me how to exploit the
game with autoattack'
and j-mo's like 'oooooooh, i thought... nevermind'
and im like 'ya dude it rules i can kill pretty much anything
in the game now'
and hes like 'umm, wait a sec dude, you're telling me you
didn't ever know about auto attack?? how the hell did you ever
get to level 5?'
and im like 'DUDE WTF WHY DO PPL KEEP ASKING ME THAT, IM A
MONK!!!'
and hes like 'ya how could i forget, the sweet ninja kicking
action right?'
and im like 'thats right'
so i hang up and then i start wondering why the hell my
brother never told me about the autoattack exploit.
so i go running over to his room, and im banging on the door
and im like 'MIKE!'
and he opens the door a crak and sticks his head out and hes
whispers 'SSsssshhh! dude shut-up! i cant talk right now im
getting lucky!'
so then i realized that that he must be learning about
autoattack right now too, so theres no way he could have told
me about it.
i celebrated with some ice cream.