On a level 50 wizard on Rallos Zek, pre-Kunark. So, I zone into Greater Faydark and see this Dark Elf Shadowknight moving very, very slowly. He had full Umbral and the Soul Leech weapon. He saw me zone in and I had a very bad reputation as someone who liked to one-shot people with Ice Comet. He immediately starts sending me tells.
Shadowknight tells you, "dude please I know what you're thinking but I'll make it worth your while if you just let me go."
I begin casting Ice Comet. Shadowknight begins to slowly walk toward Lesser Faydark zone.
Shadowknight tells you, "COME ON I CANT DIE RIGHT NOW"
First Ice Comet drops him to about 40%. I begin casting the second Ice Comet.
Shadowknight tells you, "fuck you cocksucker you fucking queer, you'll never see the planes"
Second Ice Comet lands slaying the shadowknight. I loot him quickly and here the cha-ching. You have looted 11,400 platinum. He also didn't bag his Hooded Black Cloak.
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