Bummer
First timed run since the half-m and when my stomach started rumbling I figured I just did a messy crap before I left, I have nothing left in me, so that has to be a fart. Time to fire up the fart jet pack and get a speed boost!
Then I realized right before I let loose NOPE NOPE NOPE! I don’t trust that fart
So I held it in. And the rumbling grew and grew. I had to slow down and stop early, wanted to go to 5mi, instead I had to stop at 3 AND do the walk of shame home (I always run home normally but I was considering having to run to the ditch to take an impromptu shit)
When I got in I painted the bowl. Never trust a fart, especially when running
Next time will be better. Was holding up good, energy wise, for being on a calorie deficit
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