backstory:
i was in a graduate-level seminar when a woman ill hence forth refer to as Fat Entitled Cunt (FEC) launched into a tirade about how her german background was responsible for her hard work ethic and success which means that work ethic is somehow just inherent in some people and absent in others
FEC routinely referred to herself as german. except there was a rather small, or fucking enormous in my mind, problem. she'd been born in america, she couldn't speak german, had never been to germany, and did not hold a german passport. im guessing she doesnt know where germany is on a map.
now i know what you're thinking. but slathar, you're a genius and international mastermind, why are stupid people in your elite, top 10 graduate school? simple, FEC is a fucking university office lackey and gets to take one free class per term of her choosing.
ive typed enough im going to go throw up now
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