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Originally Posted by Reiwa
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What's a jackal?
Hyena could get most humans too. Big bite strength.
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Yea I got to see hyenas super up close (5 feet away behind a chain link fence) as they were being fed. My two takeaways were: 1. Holy shit those things are a LOT bigger in person and 2. Wow that excited laughing noise is 5x as loud and 10x as ominous when it’s only 5 feet away. You can feel it boom in your stomach
So hyena makes the list of animals I’d be fucked against
A bobcat I could probably take or at least keep off me. But I’d know I was in a fight. Might bleed out after
But a mountain lion (which we have here) or anything larger, and I’m dunzo
The other interesting thing about hyenas is that they, like dark elves, are matriarchal. Females are bigger than males, and females sometimes rape the males with female dicks
Hyena girls be like roses are red, violets are blue, we’re going to have sex now, because I’m bigger than you