So I’m running my usual route around the park, did 6 untimed laps so roughly 7ish miles with the to and from
And the entire time I notice what I thought was a fat chick sitting on a concrete section at the edge of one part of the park, right along my route. Didn’t think much of it, other than it being rare to see people at the park at 9:30 at night when I’m running unless there is a sports game going on for high schoolers. And usually it’s not a lone chick. Too fat to easily abduct at least…
But on my 5th lap around and she’s still there. Except now so is a cop talking to her. So I turn my music down to totally evesdrop on them as I zip by. And I realize it’s not a she at all, it’s a fat long haired dude and I couldn’t tell because it was so dark
And HE’S saying to the cop something about his dad telling him to take his meds. He seemed adult sized, he came across as early 20’s, maybe autistic. Then I noticed as I went by a box near him. I assumed initially it was a suitcase of some sort because it appeared he had bailed from home and had nowhere to go but the park
But then I realized it was his computer tower. And I thought oh you adorable little fat nerd. I’m sorry this is going on, but you need to go home. Take your huge stash of digital hentai next to you with you. But let me pinch those face cheeks first though
Oh it was so cute. See you can never see this kinda shit on a treadmill
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