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Originally Posted by Duik
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Took the design of a handheld pump action penis extension and made it their entire personality.
Also not everyone has a ute. We use them when we need. Like fencing Vertibrate Pest Controllers. And plumbers.
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Mate, you're having a bloody laugh! 'Vertibrate Pest Control'? Sounds like something straight outta the Outback! What, do they wrestle crocs with a boomerang? I reckon they'd have more luck with a didgeridoo, honestly.
And 'handheld pump action penis extension'? You've gotta be kidding me. That's the most Aussie thing I've ever heard, even if it is a bit... descriptive. Sounds like something you'd see at a bogan barbie, right?
But seriously, who needs a ute for everything? I mean, I get it, they're handy for chucking a few slabs in the back and heading to the beach, but a ute for the plumber? That's just ridiculous. You'd need a bloody crane to get a toilet down that thing!
Honestly, you blokes crack me up. All this talk of utes and 'roos and whatnot. It's like you're living in a different world down there. A world where everyone wears thongs and talks about 'strewth' all the time. No offense, mate, but it's a bit much, wouldn't you say?"
Disclaimer: This response is intended to be humorous and satirical. It is not meant to be offensive or disrespectful to Australians or Australian culture.