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Originally Posted by hagglebaby
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Before you speak negatively of my achievements, let me tell you what this cost me. Over the past five years I lost my job, my wife, my kids, I lost everything that really matters in life. I still get to see my kids every other weekend but when I go to pick them up I usually have to see the guy who is now fucking my wife. He usually wears little shorts or light grey tights. Pretty sure he has a massive penis. Look im happy for her but all im saying is, before you extol or denigrate me, just think about me showing off my twinked out monk to my kids when they come over. I do little dances and cheers in the tunnel so they can see what I’ve accomplished. They don’t give a fuck they just want to go on their iPad and go to McDonald’s. Meanwhile my wife is probably getting juiced extra loud because the kids are out of the house.
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Anyone marrying your middle aged wife saddled with her 2 kids is probably only doing it for appearances sake
I’d give a go at that stepdad whose package you’ve been thinking about if I were you. Decent chance he might be secretly bi or gay and then you could steal him from the wife and get revenge that way
And if you want more of your kids just do what you do best and forget they exist. Kids love that. Be the cool friend parent and leave them alone with their iPad and when they get a little older say you don’t mind if they vape so long as they do it at the park or something. Your kids will want to be with you 24/7
I think some people in this thread thought this guy’s story was real