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Originally Posted by Reiwa
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Are we allowed to do short-form?
>So anyway, I was putting urinal cakes in the ladies restroom..
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Originally Posted by Duik
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Isn't Urinal Cake a 70's metal band?
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Back on the dock, as some more new arrivals to the city gather their belongings, a pair of gnomes stumble out from the ship’s storage. One has icing smeared over his eyes and holds two cupcakes, loudly complaining to the other about swapping the elvish soap for dwarven rock scrapers. The second halfling dances around, playing an imaginary guitar, seemingly oblivious to his friend's ranting.
Their antics come to an abrupt halt as a dark figure approaches. It’s the crusty sea captain, his face twisted in irritation. "Oi! You two! Causing a ruckus and not paying your fees, eh?" He snaps his fingers to get their attention. "What are your names! And how did you even get on my ship without paying?"
A hulking ogre pirate shipmate steps up behind him, looming over the halflings menacingly.
"You owe 2 platinum pieces... each!"