Sorry mate, you missed rule 8.
Welcome to ElfClub.
The first rule of ElfClub is: you do not talk about ElfClub.
The second rule of ElfClub is: you DO NOT talk about ElfClub!
Third rule of ElfClub: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the duel is over.
Fourth rule: only two Elves to a duel.
Fifth rule: one duel at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: the duels are hand-to-hand. No robes, no shoes, no weapons.
Seventh rule: duels will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at ElfClub, you have to duel.
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