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Originally Posted by Bodeanicus
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I use that line specifically because I know you're NOT getting any. And neither is Harrison. But you bitches were on Tralina like stink on shit when this server first started. So, I KNOW you want to fuck, it's just your fucked up personality that's standing in the way. Take a bath, wash your hair, gain 50 lbs., keep your mouth shut, and go get laid. It will do wonders for your anger issues. That, and Depakote.
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You have no idea how looking like a hipster/heroin addict can get you laid at any D.I.Y music scene... All I have to do is walk in and drop some obscure band and smoke pot with some barely 18 year old girl and I'm in her panties before the second band takes stage.
I'm sorry if you think being an asshole, anorexic, bum is a deterrent to getting laid (which may be the case for gold diggers, and uber conservatives) but I guarantee that scene sluts and girls with daddy issues eat that shit up.