Come to Arse-Trail-Ya magnet. US$1 buys AU$1.50.
You can be a boy in boys clothes. A girl in girls clothes. A boy acting like a girl wearing boys clothes. Whatever ya want. Its up to you.
Internet is OK but the ping to America for p99 is pretty sucky (in comparison) 60 - 300 for me sometimes but i dont care. Prolly fix it by sorting out a better route.
Food can be like US and A. Maccas, KFC, Taco Smell Chinese Indian etc or take a lucky dip at the middle eastern kabob shop. A lamb sandwich at midnight after a gutfull of beers is da bomb. (Hint: dont say da bomb in the middle eastern kabob shop). Stay at Uluru hotel. No cunt will bother you unless you approach them.
Oh. The secret answer on the visa form is Kangaroo Koala Dropbear.
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