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Originally Posted by Questors
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And knuckleheads manage to snatch an absolute defeat from the jaws of certain victory.
What is this magic win to loss you ask? Naming your character in Everquest. It's actually so easy, supposedly intelligent people can't fathom it.
The game even gives you a genre appropriate name generator free of charge. You can use it with ease. But nay! "I am teh uhmazen name weezard! Iwearskidmarkunderpants Tothestore is my chosen name! I shall defeat the the name generator in splendidly stupid fashion and dominate the very top of the loser category!"
Not only is there a name generator, at which it is impossible to fail, there are also easy to read, easy to understand and very specific naming instructions for P1999. https://www.project1999.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=17488
Idiotic names like, "Puddintater" and "Iwearshowercaps" or "Stinkyfiss Inyobutt" are the enlightened choices you make. There shall be no hint of RPG immersion for you or those around you! Not on your watch!
Yes dumb ladies and stupid gentlemen, it's honestly that easy. Somehow you have managed to fail at the only guaranteed no-fail aspect of Everquest. You are a living legend among complete failures. You are head and shoulders below the rest. |
Well obviously you aren't a Halfling huh? Its not our fault you haven't heard the tales of only the greatest Thief us Halfings have ever known. He got his legendary name because its known Halfings hide things in their butt. It didn't stop Stinky though. He got in there. He was a veterinarian at heart. He acquired his COF with this method as well. There are SO many tales of his victories I don't understand how Stinky isn't RP.