On a real note. I'd take the money and first I'd have a week of fun to myself before I did anything else. First I would end up leaving my job in the funniest way I could think of possible. Second I would cruise about 3 of my exes and take about I don't know 20,000 and shit on it and then have it burned while we ding dong ditched their doorstep. Third - I'd travel to Australia and bang the shit out of 16 year old australian chicks because that's the legal age their.
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