Co-worker today was talking about a client he had where the client’s female friend was reporting that the client had shown up at friend’s house and was temporarily staying there
The friend said that she came home to find the client was using the friend’s sex toys. And when the friend asked what the hell she was doing the client asked if the friend could “help finish her off”
I smiled and joked to the co-worker, “you got a phone number for this client? Might need to follow up with this one, she sounds wild”
Then the co-worker said “then the friend told me that after her sex toys smelled like rotten meat”
And I was like “yknow what ima pass on that number”
Lol
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