CVS used to nag me “It’s time for your booster! Schedule an appointment anytime!”
….for a while, not realizing that my work isn’t threatening to fire me anymore so I’m good
Eventually they finally realized they can’t make any more money on me from covid boosters so they switched tactics a week ago:
Now I getting texts “It’s time for your flu shot!”
And I’m reading them thinking “what the fuck is a flu shot? People actually get those?”
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