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Originally Posted by Homesteaded
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So essentially your argument is that two stories that use an apple as a symbol must be related. Hitler had a dog. Great stuff, really compelling.
Also your fan-fic of how the world would of changed had Christianity never rose is pretty good. Clearly taking quite a bit of liberty with your assumptions.
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Fine then, I have a strong feeling that Christianity is just Zeus retelling of the Greek myths.
I am saying the Bible is pro Zeus propaganda?
Yep, straight off the bat with Genesis,
-you got the description of the creation of the primordial deities, Chaos, Nyx, Hemera, Gaea, etc
But pretending all Zeus, who did it all.
I am sure your questioning.. yeah but Zeus never slayed a Leviathan.
But that is clearly an insert for the Lernaean hydra, no he didn't, but his son Heracles did and he's just pretending he did it.
Besides it happened way earlier to not a rise suspicion.
And I know what you are thinking but what about Adam and Eve - They are not in Greek mythology.
Bear with me, but he's slandering Prometheus.
So Promethius created the first humans out of clay, right?
But Zeus hated the idea of intelligent creatures having independence and autonomy, so he kept fire away from them and hope that they just died off.
Then Prometheus snuck fire out of Olympus and brought it down so the humans would have light and warmth, which Zeus hated.
So in actuality Prometheus is Lucifer, I mean, Lucifer does translate to Lightbringer.
So yeah Zeus rewrote whole the deal, demonizing Prometheus and pretending he was the good guy the whole time.
He probably did this a ton of times, it would explain God's capricious nature and weirdly expansive power set.
For example, the giants in the Greek myth were destroyed through a group effort from The Greek Pantheon. But the Nephilim, the race of giants in the Bible that God purges with the whole Noah Ark thing... that was just him using Poseidon's powers.
Now I am sure you now asking... well then... who is Jesus? Well.... Dionysus, born on December 25th could turn water into wine.
I could go on and on.