Simple solution: Ask a homeless person who is pitching a tent near your store if you will pay them $50 for some of that gooood fent, meth, or tranq, if they would be willing to put your store sign on the side of their tent
There you go, problem solved. Their tents can’t be touched, now your sign can’t be touched
Oh wait, you probably won’t have many more customers because that homeless dude is going to be shitting, peeing, and maybe having a wank sometimes within 30 yards of the store
Ah well, you just screwed then
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