Human beings broke off in different calving episodes of the African mothership and drifted to different parts of the world, some place such as the Americas as recently as 20,000 years ago.
Skin pigmentation in various pre-human subgroups was mostly dark or ruddy but some pre-human groups, over the 100,000 year time period in question, did develop the light skin adaptation but those groups either would go extinct or not pass on that adaptation in inter-breeding with other early pre-human groups. Today's skin pigmentation distribution is less than 10,000 years old.
The first human beings were bisexual and had sex with children and their own parents. They lived like homeless thugs, taking what they wanted if they could. Entire lives would be lived in bitter anger and eating of each other's livers, in squabbles over who gets the overhang of rock where it doesn't drip funny when it rains.
Their growing brains thought nothing except theft and murder and sex and cruelty all day. Unless they liked you. Then they would eat your lice.
One day God was walking among this crew and said, hey, did someone eat that apple?
It was over in seconds. They feasted that night on the liver of the person who made noises like that with a mouth. Unholy they called it.
Over time, and many unluckily verbal mutant generations later, these "super nerds" as they were called developed language that enabled to coordinate and share what they called "knowledge." They then used this knowledge to launch a coordinated attack on all the non-verbal humans and eat them. Holy they called it.
To this day people sit in Church's and eat the alleged flesh of some ancient crazy person and call me the nut. Hey! Get away from my liver!
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