What guild is this? Just read this somewhere on here....
"See, our central location, you can call it our corporate office, is located in a convenient spot based on our members' residences (after calculating the mean location of our members and coming up with an exact city and state for this location). We dedicate our mind, body, soul, and money to being the best there is.
At our corporate office, which we have invested over $250,000 in (we all quit our IT jobs and used our savings to make this dream happen) we have a staff of twenty dedicated members on-hand at any given time. We eat, shit, and sleep in this building to be for certain that no other guild can slay our dragons. Our dragons are our bitches. We mount screenshots of their corpses up on our walls, and we show them to our girlfriends...wait, we don't have girlfriends, they just slow us down.
Our office design is a collaboration of all of our members mom's basements...so it's pretty awesome. Our main food source is hotpockets. We never drink water, we only drink Mountain Dew, that and coffee. It gives us the energy we need to get through those long nights of doing what other guilds and players could only dream of.
You see people, we are the kings of Project1999..we live the life. Bow before us with praise. We kill the dragons, you don't. We win! Now GTFO."
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