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Originally Posted by Jobaber
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yeah i mean you can't stop it from happening though
bible says the world has to devolve into shit before god shows up so really im just sitting here counting plagues
but like 40 seconds after John the Elder put his pen down people immediately started assigning apocalyptic meaning to every terrible thing that happens
turns out hitler wasn't the antichrist after all
one line that sticks with me is the one that says something like, "No man will know when god returns" to me that means that "god" will have faded from all memory on earth. We're sitting here conspiracizing (yep, its a word now) about End Times stuff, so that means we have not forgotten god.
the first time he destroyed the earth it wasn't until like 1 single dude was the last believer
so im definitely gonna be long dead by the time the heavens part and trumpets blare