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Originally Posted by unsunghero
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They couldn’t call it “Gay lovers” though obviously. They’d have to imply it from the card text and pic
Something like “Artifact: Frodo and Sam’s Hairy Bois Oil” effect: 2 colorless mana: target hobbit is unblockable this turn
Flavor text: The hairy hobbit boys lube each other up so that they can penetrate the enemy defenses from behind
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Something like that that might imply it
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You have thought about this WAAAY too much.