Pancakes are the reason we're retarded in the US.
Are they tasty? Sure, crave-inducing even.
But they're what a fat, broke person thinks is good.
If you like pancakes, you probably also proposed to your wife in a Walmart.
Everything Americans do is fake, plastic, and surface level.
We don't produce anything of real substance, except for diabetes and ignorance.
George Washington wanted better for us but all we could offer is reality television shows about meth-addicted, obese children.
Fuck you.
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