i can't wrap my head around ppls fascination with 5 guys.
around where i live, we have almost every major restaurant chain you could ask for, from food trucks to fine dining.
but these people around me flock to the 5 guys, and insist i must accompany them.
then i receive my order of a burger that has soaked thru both buns, wilted the lettuce and has more cheese on the side of it than between the patties. Mcdonald's has better presentation. Mcdonalds.
i watch these mongrels scarf down their peasant garbage, chomping on peanuts in between handfuls of soggy half-cooked fries.
then i think to myself: these people believe that they are civilized, advanced, or somehow superior to a raccoon.
i eat half the burger, choke down a few fries, then on the way home i grab shrimp portofino from macaroni grill
any food is fast food, if you order it in advance.
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