Kazon Stormhammer was found to be colluding with Vladimir Putin against the Ukrainians for Ural Mountain mining rights.
NATO strategists concluded it prudent to initiate pre-emptive strikes against the Kaladim regime.
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NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg was quoted by AP as saying, "The threat posed by Dwarves colluding with Orcs became substantial, such that their combined forces would threaten all freedom loving realms, the Orcs ruined their lands then promised the jewels and wealth of the Orcs' Ural Mountain ranges. These territories contain an innumerable amount of cold steel, mithril and by geologists' reports even Velium"
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Airstrikes on Kaladim concluded at 1030 hours on Monday, with officals stating they had accomplished everything within their mission scope, and will continue to analyze the situation should the need for further strikes arise.
The red cross has been scrambing to make efforts to provide aid to Kaladimian citizens, and has asked for donations of food, water, medicine and blankets. Donations of food and water are consumed rapidly, medicine is ignored, and blankets have gone surprisingly far, as each man-sized blanket will keep 4 dwarves warm.
Reports as developments occur.