[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by Acillatem [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A pirate ship is sailing the sea when the lookout from the bird's nest yells out "Captain, Captain! Ship on the horizon!".

The Captain calls out "Bring me my red shirt!".

A bloody battle ensues, but the pirate ship is victorious. Afterwards the First Mate asked the Captain why he wanted a red shirt, to which the Captain replied;

"So if I were to get injured during battle, the men could not see me bleeding and morale would not drop."

A few days pass, and once again the lookout cries out: "Captain! Captain! FIVE ships on the horizon!!!"

The Captain yells out: "Bring me my brown pants!".

Offensive.

Ban Acillatem imo.