I'm as straight as the driven snow BUT(T)
It kind of bums me out that I will most likely die without sucking at least one dick.
It's just something I wanted to try, like snow skiing or painting planets with spray paint like the street artists do.
No homo, I'm just curious how bad it tastes so I can sympathize with the women that I force to perform it on me after I've eaten Taco Bell at 2am.
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