When I was growing up my neighbor was really weird.
He had a little sister who would pretend she couldnt do anything for attention.
From getting dressed, doing math, wiping her own ass.
She wanted it so badly, she would embarrass herself on the daily. Coughing so hard at an imperceptible amount of dust to make herself throw up so everyone will look. Forcefully tripping herself. She even stayed in her house as it flooded because "she didnt know what to do" and had to be rescued.
Try creating an emergency.
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