The best times to play the MandalayBay casino are from about 12 - 4:30 in the morning on any given day. The odds sky rocket in your favor because most likely MandalayBay will be one or more of the following; black out drunk, rollin' on some E cut with heroin, grinding molars from the 8-ball of coke he and his cousin snorted, texting fat bar bitches, drooling on his keyboard, or making racial jokes where the punchline is always "******." If anyone remembers previously he had a casino a few months back but lost his entire bank roll (50k-ish?) to play 50/50 odds with some low level bard. Not only is MandalayBay a junkie degenerate IRL he also loves to gamble.
"I can't pick my face up." - MandalayBay
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