Uh oh! Turns out when you perform an actual proper study that stratifies by specific age groups, the moderna covid vax is *much* more likely to cause myocarditis in young healthy males than covid itself is! Womp womp... remember though, get your 6 month old triple vaxed and boosted! We know its safe, derp!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tYcZq9bIYU
Quick, somebody tell me why this obviously highly credentialed MD is just a loony quack! I feel unsafe!