If green was a restaurant it'd serve rat tartar with fresh cockroach paste. They'd bring the rat out to the table and kill it right infront of you and pour the crawling roaches into a blender.
The only thing to drink would be the cheapest Canadian whiskey cut with rainwater from a mosquito infested barrel out back nexto the dumpster.
I still highly recommend red99.
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