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Originally Posted by Reiwa
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I was stuck somewhere so watched ancient aliens on my phone and it was about UFO engines are powered by "Element 115" which turned out to be Moscovium.
So the secret to interstellar travel is communism.
Didn't finish the rest.
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I always thought a funny idea for aliens would be.
You know how magnets work on earth?
What if you were born on a planet where we had magnets, but instead of doing what magnets do to the magnetic field, they do it to the gravitational fields.
Totally reasonable to expect that to exist somewhere.. anyway, imagine if we had that? Ample rocks, that like, float, and when you power the fields, you can make big gravitational fields that can push you through space at massive speeds without the limits of physics inside of them bla bla.
Anyway, so this planet.... they have easy access to these rocks right? But, that doesnt mean much except they have easy flight, and powerful protective shields.
So they put them around tinfoil spaceships (like ours) and fly thema round the galaxy looking at stuff.
As far as technology goes, they're like in the 1950s, they have NO CLUE what the fuck they are donig.
Just a bunch of dipshits, that have easy access to gravety magnet rocks.
And thats why when they crashed in roswell, it was like tinfoil and shit they found. Because their ships are just junk.
And the ellement 115 that bob lazar says area 51 used up, is was floating somewhere near the crash site.
Like that the aliens are literally this level of technology and science:
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But they just have cool magnets.
Its why they dont show themselves to us, when they saw the nukes they were like, "HOLY SHIT these guys can fuck us up bad"
because they have like little pistols and never invested in nuke development because they were too busy flying around with cool magnets during that stage of their scientific evolution.