My co-worker and I were covid exposed twice in the same two weeks, having to go and (pay nowadays) to get tested. Both of us were praying we came back positive to get that week+ paid off work
But no such luck. SNL couldn’t have ran this commercial years ago but I’ve personally felt this way about catching covid the entire time (just talking about me here though, not you fucks catching it)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=