We'll call this Moggok Gnomeball.
Everyone interested agrees to a date and time, gathering in The Arena. Someone rolls up a gnome named Bally or the like, and is escorted to this zone, then ritually killed (a /ran 100 roll for the honor as needed). The gnome then /consents every member of each guild. Likewise, a druid must be ritually killed four times in tree form, consenting a referee to form up goalposts.
Bally is dragged to the middle of the arena by a referee, who then hightails it off to the side. Players have one hour to score as many goals as possible using poor Bally's corpse.
PC merchants selling booze and snack foods can cater to onlookers.
Okay, it's lousy for conflict resolution. Still, I'd love to see something like this some time.
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