I remember going out with a few friends. I get blackout drunk. Like the type of drunk where your vision is just a blurry sideshow in fast forward. My legs are moving on their own, I'm alone for the ride.
Next thing I know I'm in a dark room with a strange woman tugging on my dick.
She's asking me what drugs I'm on because I won't cum. She starts yelling at my friend - wait, I told this story already before. Fuck I'm getting old
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