Elon Musk beast system: Listen up everybody. I've got an amazing idea which I know you're gonna love just as much as I do. I'm gonna have a low paid worker bore a really long tunnel deep underground for me and put pods in it which will carry you to work and back faster than ever before. You'll feel like Flash Fucking Gordon on a mission to save the universe as you get whisked away to that factory you love working in. Why is this necessary the cynics may ask and it's a good question so let me explain why this project is so vital; it's a known fact business loses 12 trillon dollars a year from workers sitting in their stationary cars while stuck in traffic jams looking up at the blue sky daydreaming about being some place else. But if you're underground in a cave that problem goes away. I've calculated that with the time saved getting you to work and back every day using a cave instead of a road you will collect 7.5643565432355999% more cotton per day. The best thing about the whole idea is that you're gonna pay for it all. While you're doing that I'm gonna be busy on another important project selling land on Mars. Don't forget to donate to my charity in aid of me.
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