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Originally Posted by Duik
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Party's flipped so why not phones?
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Originally Posted by Reiwa
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beast system: nothing has been 'flipped' my precioussssss. the truth is finally coming out after being oppressed that's all. now we can live our lives to the full with pride which is the the way we're meant to be living. don't blame me if you miss those good ol' days i'm merely the people's messenger and the herd has decided to move onto new pastures so us old timers have no choice but to reluctantly follow or we get left behind and die. don't you think i miss those good ol' day too? i cry over them but times change my friend and we must too. now then, how many of my smartypants phones can i pencil you in for? 50? 100? still not convinced eh? that's cool because i respect savi motherfuckers like you but look i'm talking to ellen on this amazing technology. who the fuck doesn't want to talk to ellen? only weirdo's that's who. she reads all my messages to her AND she replies to them personally. now watch this, i'm gonna tell everybody i'm on the toilet taking a shit. and BOOM now they all think i'm weirdly sensational and futuristic. the best thing about this incredible piece of kit is that I can share important news with you 24/7 and give you up-to-date solutions to your problems. the intellectuals say this gadget is a life saver and that anybody without one is a dumb dumb and i tend to agree with that sentiment because it's like having the history of everything in the palm of your hand it even predicts the future. it doesn't stop there, there's more, it also has lots of colorful icons for you to click on. now then, how many of my smartypants phones can i pencil you in for? 150? 200?