Me: wait, hold up, so let me get this straight, you're telling me there are men who prefer having a boyfriend to a girlfriend?
the beast system: yes that's exactly right
Me: ugh gross, poor men. is there a cure?
the beast system: no cure needed it's perfectly natural and if you don't agree with me then it means you're homophobic
Me: homo what!?
the beast system: homophobic which means you're hateful to those who are different to you because you feel threatened by them
Me: they're not 'different' to me they're the complete opposite to me and I never said I hated them I just don't understand it that's all. it's like short changing yourself. it seems stupid to me.
the beast ystem: let's call them different and fyi humans come in all shapes and sizes which is good because diversity is preciousssssss
Me: how do the girls feel about being rejected like that?
the beast system: they love it, it's you they hate
[some time later]
the beast system: ONLY NEANDERTHAL'S USE FLIP PHONES YOU INBRED DUMMIES! DUH! MODERN SMART COOL PEOPLE USE SMART PHONES AND IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY BECAUSE I HAVE AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF THEM TO SELL TO YOU UNTIL I BRING BACK FLIP PHONES AGAIN! WOOT! WHO WANTS TO BE COOL AND HIP LIKE ME?? IT WILL COST YOU ONLY $1000 PER YEAR! THOSE ARE MATES RATES BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU! YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE ME AS A FRIEND! BTW I HAVE CANCER AND I WAS AN ORPHAN.
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