Talking of Swift, I've come up with some ideas she can use to raise her public awareness:
- Get some ugly ass cryptic tattoo's plastered all over her body to get everybody thinking (and talking)
- Tell everybody she's now a lesbian* and be seen holding hands with a female supermodel
- Tell everybody she's bisexual
- Get a new boyfriend, black** this time around (Kuntye West?) for extra media attention and race relations
- Get married and then divorced (to a white dude) and tell everybody her ex-husband abused her and cheated on her
- Tell everybody she has breast cancer and that she's going to die and then later on after several years bounce back stronger than ever
- Tell everybody she was raped 20 years ago (by a white dude) but she kept it a secret
- Tell everybody she wanted to kill herself because of depression
- Get the mass media to discover something inappropriate she said 15 years ago on Twitter so she can say "sorry, i'll try harder" to everybody
- Tell everybody she's pregnant
- Tell everybody she's had a miscarriage
- Tell everybody she wore a diaper until the age of 12
- Release an album full of cussing (MF etc)
- Tell everybody she's got a rare incurable disease (rare is good apparently) that has destroyed half her brain so people say " IF SHE'S THIS GOOD WITH ONLY HALF A BRAIN IMAGINE HOW GENIUS SHE WOULD BE IF SHE HAD A FULL BRAIN LIKE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE!!1"
- Leak a sex tape and act hurt and surprised by it all
- Run for office (democrat of course)
- Take up boxing and martial arts
- Become a vegan
- Build a water well in africa
- Have gender neutral children and call one Banana and the other Pineapple
- Tell everybody she's retiring (then continue to comment publicly on EVERYTHING)
- Get another kitten (fluffy animals are great crowd pullers)
- More pics of her on exotic beaches and super yachts seemingly oblivious to what's going on around her
- Pics of her going to the shop makeup free wearing slippers and a dressing gown so she is relatable to the people who throw cash at her like she's a stripper
- More pics of her wearing $20,000 shoes and $50,000 earrings
- Die
* this might back fire on her because when they break up and she writes nasty songs about her ex she could be seen as misogynist and homophobic but worse than that it would imply it's not only white males who are bad.
** this might back fire on her because when they break up and she writes nasty songs about her ex she could be seen as racist but worse than that it would imply it's not only white males who are bad.