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Originally Posted by Eternal-Elf
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a chicken
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A chicken may weigh the same as a sorceror or a wizard, but most definitely not a witch.
Logical premises:
A witch floats on water.
A duck also floats on water.
Conclusion:
If a woman weighs the same as a duck, then she's a witch!
(I am wise in the ways of science.)
..also, she turned me into a newt.
..I got better!